Tue 19 Feb 2008
It’s been quite a past few weeks for sports media giant Chris Berman. He’s not the first big-name broadcaster widely suspected of being a massive dick off-camera, but he is certainly the first to have these suspicions verified through almost surreal, anonymously-leaked and very candid video evidence.
And while these videos are the gifts that keep on giving, let us not forget the wonderful pictures of the man David Letterman once dubbed Chris “Rats, Mice and Other” Berman, which have been solidifying our hunches for years. In a tribute to good old-fashioned still photography, we present the third in our “Punchable Faces Of…” series. Welcome to the club, Chris. “Whoop”, indeed:
The "What? I'm Getting Blown Here!"
The "Inaudible N-Bomb"
The "Waiting For Her Rohypnol To Kick In"
The "Definitely Violent, Hopefully Silent"
The "...And Then I'll Take Yer Panties Off Wit' My Teeth..."
The "You Stood Me Up, Leather"
The "Gorilla Being Eaten By Shark"
The "Codeine Withdrawal Migraine"
The "Passable Brando"
The "Beer Me. And Dog Me. Better Throw a Pretzel and Haagen Dazs In There, Too"
The "You Got Me! She's Not My Wife!"
More Punchable Faces:
February 20th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
Please tell me that Tom Jackson is next.
February 20th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
We’ve been through this, Casserole. Any black man who wears a black suit with a black shirt and a black tie is worthy of our respect.
February 22nd, 2008 at 2:39 am
Isn’t every face Berman makes basically say,”I’m a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt”??
Elvi!
February 22nd, 2008 at 10:47 am
Oh, Elvi, after reading that comment I feel like St. Augustine of Hippo after his conversion by Ambrose of Milan.
February 22nd, 2008 at 9:21 pm
Wait, Homer. What did you just say?
February 25th, 2008 at 6:34 pm
Hey Lunchers,
Ease up on Boomer, man. Just cause he got caught ripping on a couple of grips between cuts doesnt mean he has to be lumped in with the likes of Nick Cage and Phil Mickleson. The above was a knee jerk and excessive use of force against the best studio sports guy on TV.
If I see anyone of you gimps in MY food court your next punchable list will include pictures of your own pouches.
Kaboom!
February 25th, 2008 at 10:47 pm
Next up - The Feminine-Yet-Still-Punchable Faces of Pink Taco.
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