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If I know our readership, this will be old hat. What we would like to see, though, is the signals we should be using in subway cars.

http://www.slate.com/id/2173033/nav/tap3/

Apparently the Pentagon was worried about a ray shortage and didn’t implement the program. Thank god bullets are so plentiful and easy to make. (A ray gun? Really? Are we to expect an army of zombie soldiers next?)

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/World/2007/08/29/4456701-ap.html

First Lance Bass wants to go to the moon, now he’s running track! Hmm, perhaps I should read more than the headline.  

http://edition.cnn.com/2007/SPORT/08/30/athletics.gay/index.html

We’re all hoping for one with a battery that lasts longer than six hours. Also, if more than five people drive it, it stops working.

 http://www.thestar.com/sciencetech/article/251409

Enjoy your Thursday, and keep your pants up, you damn hippies: http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/Page/document/video/vs?id=RTGAM.20070829.wvbaggypants0829

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