Welcome to part two in our ongoing “The Punchable Faces of…” series.  Last time, we explored the various visages of Nicolas Cage.  This time, with golf season just ended, and golf season just about to start up again, we thought we would offer up everyone’s favourite phony, Phil “FIGJAM” Mickelson.  And for those of you jonesing for more Mickelson pics, stay tuned for our upcoming “The Slappable Manboobs of…” series.

On to the faces!

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The 'Jilted Tea Party Host'

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The 'Tattletale'

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The 'You're Fucking up Daddy's Photo-Op'

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The 'Unassisted in Quicksand'

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The 'Nice Shirt, Queer'

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The 'Simultaneous Release'

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The 'I...Want...My...DOLLY!'

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The 'Where is Mike Weir?'

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The 'Excited for the Happy Ending'

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The 'Colin Montgomerie'

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The 'Outdoor Fellatio'

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The 'Male, 37, Seeks Paddycake Partner'

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The 'First Time'

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The 'Incredulous Anti-Abolishionist'