Fri 20 Aug 2010
A mercifully short look at the headlines that shape your world
(Apocalypse) Coming Soon: Labatt Blue, Brewed by Molson
Canadians are expecting an identity crisis the likes of which we haven’t seen since the “I am Canadian” guy was arrested for possession of child porn.
Muskoka Bear Cub Comes to Toronto to Have Broken Leg Fixed, Leaves with Heroin Habit
If I’m a mama bear and I’ve got a cub with a broken leg, I’m going to get it looked at in Sudbury? Yeah right. Even wildlife know that Toronto is the centre of the universe.
Turns out the first four questions on the application form are: (i) Are you a resident? (ii) Do you Speak French or Creole? (iii) Do you operate a Fraudulent or at least incompetent charity? and (iv) Can you hold a tune?
Bully Street Broads? Women’s Hockey Debated at Summit
As a purist, I am heartened to see that the women have adopted the whole ‘playoff beard’ tradition.
Many US Kids Confused by Equal Sign Also Have Difficulty with Similes
That hasn’t seemed to stop them from using ‘like’ as every third word when they talk. [ed. note: I hate teens].
Woman Dies in Hwy. 69 Crash, May Have Been Upended
Either that or she was going the wrong way.