Tue 30 Mar 2010
A few years ago I read the book “Freakonomics“. It was a fun read with a ton of interesting stories about human behaviour and economics. The authors have even set up a blog that has interesting articles on similar themes to those discussed in their book. One story that I found particularly interesting was their analysis of whether giving a black child a particularly “black” name would in fact determine that child’s socio-economic future. A summary of that chapter from the book is here, but the gist of their analysis is that that, on average, a person with a distinctively black name does have a worse life outcome than a person with a distinctively white name, but that this is not the fault of the name. Rather, if two black boys, one with a white name and one with a black name, are born in the same neighborhood and into the same familial and economic circumstances, they would likely have similar life outcomes. As was succinctly stated by the authors, “DeShawn’s name is an indicator—but not a cause—of his life path.”
What does this have to do with anything? Well, although this may be an anomaly, I think I have found a potentially exception to this economic rule, albeit in an entirely different context. Take this recent news story from Thunder Bay, Ontario. CBC reports as follows:
A French national is under arrest in Thunder Bay, Ont., suspected of trying to “buy” a five-year-old boy online in the United States for sexual purposes.
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Police in Georgia said they acted on an anonymous tip that someone had tried to use the internet to acquire a child. Reports say the accused had been hunted since March 18, when police searched his home.
Lt. Jay Baker of the Georgia Sheriff’s Office said it did not appear that a specific boy was targeted. Police also said child pornography was found on a personal computer.
A horrifying story all around, and it’s good that the police were able to stop this in time. But how does this relate to “Freakonomics”? The suspect’s name: Patrick Molesti, 56, of Woodstock, Georgia.
Patrick Molesti.
His name is Patrick Molesti.

Jesus. I’m not even sure this isn’t an internet hoax.
An indicator or a cause of his life path? I have to think it really didn’t help.

March 30th, 2010 at 10:31 am
You may be on to something here…is the author’s name of the following article also an anomaly?
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/faith/article7065824.ece
(stolen from Roger Ebert)
March 30th, 2010 at 10:57 am
So you are saying Courtney Cummz fate was decided for her?
March 30th, 2010 at 11:15 am
Keep fucking that chicken, after you lube it up with butter.
March 30th, 2010 at 11:53 am
@289:
That sounds like a sexual threat against me.
March 30th, 2010 at 12:45 pm
Everyone should have suspected something was up with little Patrick when he asked for a windowless, white painter’s van for every birthday.
March 30th, 2010 at 12:50 pm
Most kids asked for modelling kits. Young Patrick asked for a rape kit.
March 30th, 2010 at 2:13 pm
I can’t even imagine how confused D’Brickashaw Ferguson was about his destiny when he was growing up. Would he become a bricklayer? Or rickshaw operator?
March 30th, 2010 at 2:21 pm
Miroslav Satan just had a brief cry and put on his hollowed-out goat’s head.
March 30th, 2010 at 3:59 pm
Thunder Bay? Sounds like a storm’s a brewing.
March 31st, 2010 at 9:37 am
Ah yes, as it turns out, “Plaxico” is an old Spanish word roughly translating to “great idiot.”
@ MattK: I assume that you are referring to Surgeon General Courtney Cummz?
April 3rd, 2010 at 8:41 pm
While I normally don’t save much sympathy for white supremacists, with a surname like Terreblance, a young Eugene really had no other choice…
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/8602347.stm
April 3rd, 2010 at 8:42 pm
That should have read “Terreblanche” – way funnier.