I was driving downtown today and pulled up next to a shiny red BMW 335i with the following license plate:

I wonder if the interior of the vehicle is papered with facsimiles of his law school diploma. They can probably make upholstery with that on it. I looked but couldn’t see, but it’s likely the driver was actually wearing his court robes while cruising the town.

[Pulls up outside a Yorkdale patio.]

“Ladies, I was wondering if you could help me. Do you know where a parking lot is? I need some place to put my very expensive vehicle. I’m due in court in few minutes.

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I know it’s a Saturday. It’s a very important case.

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Why yes, I am a lawyer. How did you guess?”

He should be anally raped with a car jack.