Thu 15 Nov 2007
In our never-ending quest to protect our reader(s) from bodily harm, Food Court Lunch proudly (and indirectly) presents former UFC Heavyweight Champion Bas Rutten’s Street Defense.
In answer to your obvious questions:
1. Yes, it is crucial that all strikes are accompanied by angry bell sounds;
2. Yes, a surprise throat-stabbing is a recognized defense to murder; and
3. If it isn’t obvious, whatever you do, never, EVER approach Bas Rutten. Not even to ask for the time.
Happy studying.
November 15th, 2007 at 6:21 pm
Question for Bas - what happens if you are NOT built like a no-necked brick shit-house? Should this in any way deter me from getting into a street fight?
Also, what if my would-be opponent has also watched your helpful instructional video? Does this mean that my perfected moves (including the lethal “chair stab”) will be less effective?
November 16th, 2007 at 9:11 am
As long as you bring two eyes to the fight, you should be A-OK. But if he tries to kill you, you better return the favor.
November 17th, 2007 at 3:31 pm
I like the kick in the groin idea.
no matter who you are one swift knee in the happysacks and they drop like anyone else
November 19th, 2007 at 10:53 am
S-t-a-b him in the liver.
Stab, stab…
November 19th, 2007 at 12:15 pm
el guapo is such a funny guy.