An Insightful Look at the Headlines that Shape Your World

Intruder in Susan Boyle’s Home Treated to Inspiring Wail

 Say what you will about Susan Boyle, but she is one ugly lady.

That Time of the Month? Stop It With the iPad Jokes Already

I’d buy one of these, but I don’t feel like doing all of my computing on a Ms. Pacman table.

Men Don’t Cheat Because Wives are Ugly; They Cheat Because Thai Ladyboys are So Approachable

I would encourage all concerned wives to get themselves a copy of John Edwards’ seminal autobiography, Gettin’ Strange.

‘Avatar’ Called Anti-Military, Anti-Faith, Pro-Smurf

Judging by its nearly 3-hour running time, Avatar is also Anti-Urination.

Better With Age? Seniors Report Spicy, Unappetizing, Sex Life 

Hint: It’s like two flesh handbags exchanging glances.

A Mother’s Touch? Nebraska Woman Charged for Having Sex with Teenage Son

Son? It’s about time we had a talk about the birds and the bees.  Oh, I see.  Your mother covered that already.

NAMBLA Travel Guide: The Art of Taking an Infant’s Passport Photo

Two allusions to incest in a row! This calls for a delicious Burger King Big King Sandwich and a rum and Coke made with refreshing Appleton Estates Rum!