Thu 14 Jan 2010
Last night I was sitting around with a glass of APPLETON ESTATE rum in one hand and a glass of CAPTAIN MORGAN rum in the other. I looked out the window. Umm, there were actually seven windows. SEVEN WINDOWS. WINDOWS SEVEN. I…I don’t know where I am going with this. Welcome to all of our advertisers. Hope you like rape jokes, hastily-thrown-together missives on my workouts and stories about basketball players returning pants to Sears. Yeah, it doesn’t get much better than this. It doesn’t. We mean it. Serious. SIRIUS.
January 14th, 2010 at 2:58 am
rape’s no joke; especially when its hastily thrown together
January 14th, 2010 at 6:41 am
Way to work in that promo for the “Sully Brand Rape Kits.”
January 14th, 2010 at 10:11 am
Can’t wait till GlaxoSmithKline the maker of Beano, Levitra and Valtrex hops aboard.
January 14th, 2010 at 10:59 am
@ MattK:
I question the cross-marketing potential of those products. The farting guy with erectile dysfunction isn’t really going to get the opportunity to get herpes.
January 14th, 2010 at 12:53 pm
Ads? I guess blocking them is a plus. Now if I could just block Blue’s posts.
January 14th, 2010 at 3:04 pm
289:
You can! Just go to www.wedontneedyouanyway.com and download the ungratefulbastard app.
January 14th, 2010 at 4:59 pm
Well look who’s trying to run off 10% of the sites readers immediately.
January 14th, 2010 at 5:34 pm
Best. Post. Ever.
I’m going to go have some Appleton Estate to celebrate.