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John Kerry’s Wife Says She’s Fighting Breast Cancer; Fox News Skeptical

Here go those Democrats again with all of their whining and crackpot theories about ‘cancer’ and ‘metastasizing blastomas’.  Sheesh.

Schumacher Confirms Return to F1; Finds Wife and Family ‘Boring’

Nobody’s asking, but Ralf is enjoying retirement quite nicely, thank you very much.

60-Pound Beaver Attacks Boy as Fake Headline Writer Struggles for Punchline

We’ll just leave that one up to the masses.

Homeless Vaccinated Against H1N1, Urged to Find Homes

With H1N1 out of the way, all that’s left to tackle is the three-headed Hydra of crippling addictions, mental illness and the breakdown of social security.

Men’s Ears, Noses ordered Cut Off by Maniacal Otolaryngologist

Strangely, their throats were spared.

Got a Sticky Situation on Your Hands? Handling a Bad Gift from Boyfriend

Just do me a favour and don’t use the nice towels, okay?  Those are for guests.

Prince William Homeless? Nope, Not Even

Don’t get me wrong; I’m all for a member of the Royal family spending a night living among homeless people whilst heavily-armed bodyguards look on anxiously in order to raise awareness of the plight of homeless people.  Oh wait a second.  I’m actually not in favour of that.

Blackberry Users Struggle with Email Outage, Direct Human Contact

And no, in case you were wondering, the Blackberry outage was not the cause of the dearth of Food Court Lunch posts this week.  The real cause? Last minute preparations for the World Junior Hockey Tournament, naturally.