…there are nine (9) fucking showers to use. Did you really have to use the one next to me when there was NO ONE ELSE there? Have you seen the movie “Eurotrip”? Yeah, you were this guy:

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…except for we were both wet and naked. That certainly lowered my gay panic. Also, your repeated ass-scratching was rather endearing. Don’t stand on airs around me. Heck, we already shower together: mi colon es su colon.

I think I’m going to buy a Bowflex. It’s probably best for everyone.