Wed 25 Mar 2009
Do you know what is more interesting than reading comments on a sports blog? Reading an interview with someone who comments on a sports blog! It isn’t? Are you sure about that?
In any event, the fine young gentlemen over at The Rookies were kind enough to ask me a few questions, and I self-indulgent enough to answer them. So do go ahead and read if you desire. Because we’ve run out of Megan Fox pictures. That is, until General Tao gets back from his special “reporting assignment” in Los Angeles.
March 25th, 2009 at 12:22 pm
Just so I am clear - we have stooped to posting an interview done by another blog of one of our founding members, based on his accomplishments commenting on a third blog? I don’t even think that shit’s legal.
PS - I am back from L.A.
http://wayne.blat.co.za/files/megan-fox-fhm-3.jpg
March 25th, 2009 at 12:28 pm
As I’ve said many times in the past, now I know what “The News” felt like when Huey Lewis started to get all the attention.
March 25th, 2009 at 1:44 pm
And so ends the great Food Court Lunch experiment…
Gourmet Spud would soon begin making comments on Deadspin about how he’s “outgrown” his blogmates and that it’s hard “being the number one guy.” It wasn’t long before he left FCL to form his own website www.gourmetspudfreeonlineblognow.net, which some say failed due to its domain name, while others say it was the overabundance of zoophilia.
Blue Menu would go on to find success by charging for appearances on various third-rate blogs, amassing quite a fortune until he blew it all on a private trip to outer space.
Once Spud left FCL, General Tao retreated back to his homeland in the Sudan. He terrorized the peasant population for months when his audition tape for Road Rules was returned with a note that the show no longer exists.
Although the group had long since dissolved, Butter Chicken continued posting at FCL under the names of the departed members. He has vociferously denied the claim that he is posting under their names, even denying it to the former FCL members themselves. He is currently threatening to sue them for libel.
And Brown went on to monopolize the comment section of someone else’s blog, because he hates his job oh so very much.
March 25th, 2009 at 1:44 pm
I haven’t seen such shameless attention-whoring since the last time I read:
http://samsplace.tumblr.com/
March 25th, 2009 at 1:51 pm
+ 1, Brown, so many +1s.
“…always the pacifist, he tried to break up the fight. He was stabbed in the throat. He died…almost instantly.”
March 25th, 2009 at 1:52 pm
@Brown: so you’re saying FCL is kind of like The Beatles? If so, is Yoko Ono the name of Spud’s RealDoll?
By the way, my RealDoll’s name is Linda McCartney - totally hot. It sucks she’s a vegetarian, if you know what I mean.
Also, my RealDoll died from cancer many years ago. Does that make me a necrophiliac?
March 25th, 2009 at 2:02 pm
Weed: What do you call a pig with Wings?
March 25th, 2009 at 2:14 pm
Also, my RealDoll died from cancer many years ago. Does that make me a necrophiliac?
I’m not sure if it’s necrophilia, but it may mean that MYFO is INXS.
March 25th, 2009 at 2:27 pm
Nice try, Brown, but I long ago registered www.lunchatfoodcourt.com and www.footcordlunge.com to deal with this inevitability.
March 25th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
The Partridge Family comes to mind when I think of FCL. That Spud, he’s so dreamy like David Cassidy! Butter Chicken plays a mean tamborine just like Tracy!
Brown cuts a dashing, young Reuben Kinkade-like visage.
March 25th, 2009 at 3:03 pm
Somebody is making a push to become the Co-Anchor of You Tube Sports.
March 25th, 2009 at 3:05 pm
Fuck I just checked deadspin and you made a you tube sport joke. Guess I should have asked if you were writing a book, making a movie or selling a action figure
March 25th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
To comment on here I have to do math!?!? Who am I, Norbert Einstein?
March 25th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
Brown, I also publish comments under the names Weed Against Speed, MattK, I am the Liquor, and Chief Wahoo. You are actually the only person other than me who reads the site anymore.
March 25th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
Brown: For some reason when I post under this name I am never very funny though
March 25th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Gourmet Spud: Yeah, but at least Chambers didn’t kill himself and someone else in a drunk driving accident and get posthumously awarded the dogshit of the year award.
… I think. It’s been a while.
March 25th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Brown, I also publish comments under the names Weed Against Speed, MattK, I am the Liquor, and Chief Wahoo. You are actually the only person other than me who reads the site anymore.
I guess this is as good a time as any to admit that I was the Dutch spammer.
Sorry. I have a hard time making friends.
March 25th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
@Chief:
Delicious?