The flags outside the Food Court Lunch head offices (which, unironically, are located in an actual food court) are at half-mast today, and with good reason.  A brief age of hope has come to a tragic end.

In case you’re wondering, yes, that is Megan Fox once again draped on the arm of Brian Austin Green.  The brief interregnum that caused General Tao to wonder if - just maybe - Ms. Fox had dumped her beau because she had read some of his posts on our website is now over.

Don’t bother trying to understand Brian’s svengali-like effect on women.  Just join us as we lower our heads in mourning. 

Be sure to sign our “Stop the Insanity - No to Brian Austin Green!” petition by sending in your comments below.