Sat 21 Mar 2009
The flags outside the Food Court Lunch head offices (which, unironically, are located in an actual food court) are at half-mast today, and with good reason. A brief age of hope has come to a tragic end.

In case you’re wondering, yes, that is Megan Fox once again draped on the arm of Brian Austin Green. The brief interregnum that caused General Tao to wonder if - just maybe - Ms. Fox had dumped her beau because she had read some of his posts on our website is now over.
Don’t bother trying to understand Brian’s svengali-like effect on women. Just join us as we lower our heads in mourning.
Be sure to sign our “Stop the Insanity - No to Brian Austin Green!” petition by sending in your comments below.
March 21st, 2009 at 10:55 am
DJ mother fuckin David Silver…
March 21st, 2009 at 12:35 pm
I think it is about time that the general realizes he is not gonna get her. She cannot possibly be into someone else if she’s this into me.
March 22nd, 2009 at 4:28 pm
Boom, bitch.
March 22nd, 2009 at 4:58 pm
Yes, no.
My flag is also at half-mast.
/wait, what?!?
March 23rd, 2009 at 8:12 am
I’m wearing a black armband in mourning, only it’s not exactly on my arm.