http://www.thestar.com/entertainment/article/259673

Marcel Marceau, the world’s most famous mime, died this weekend at age 84. I suppose that I should use this space to write some sort of tribute or eulogy, but the instant that I saw that picture above I wanted to punch him in the face. BAM! — My fist grinding into the bridge of his nose. I’m sure his death is a great loss to the world of mime (which, as I understand, is located very close to Middle Earth), but I really couldn’t care less. All I can think of are my knuckles caked with blood and white pancake make-up.

Stop fake crying or I’ll give you something to real cry about.

Exclusive Food Court Lunch trivia: Marcel Marceau is the longest surviving mime in history. Most mimes are smothered by their parents in childhood. In every country except France, this is not a crime.

More Exclusive Food Court Lunch trivia: I wasn’t sure if “pancake make-up” was the correct word to use above, so I googled it. This was one of my first results.