[Los Angeles, California. A non-descript commercial building.]

Gay Porn Producer: Man, our product just isn’t selling like it used to. I don’t know what it is.

Gay Porn Director: I’ll tell you what it is. We are turning out the same old crappy movies every single year. Guys are just getting sick of them.

Gay Porn Producer: You think so?

Gay Porn Director: I know so. Same actors, same positions, same stupid settings — locker room, teacher-student, casual gang-bang…it’s getting tired. We need something new.

Gay Porn Producer: Like what? It’s all been done before. We can’t reinvent the wheel here. It’s gay porn.

Gay Porn Director: That’s not true. We can go back to basics — two dicks, that’s all you need for a good film.

Gay Porn Producer: Are you kidding me? Two dicks? You are telling me that a couple of dongs are all I need? How in the hell is that original?

Gay Porn Director: Hear me out. We add a new sexual element that’s never been used before.

Gay Porn Producer: Like what?

Gay Porn Director: Like…I don’t know. Umm, the trampoline?

Gay Porn Producer: The trampoline?…..That’s perfect. Think of the penetration!

Gay Porn Director: I know, I’m thinking about it already! Oh, and we can cast Asian guys! They are very hot right now!

Gay Porn Producer: Fantastic! Are you sure this hasn’t been done before?

Gay Porn Director: Well, let’s check. [Goes to computer.] Let’s just type these things in and…

Gay Porn Director and Gay Porn Producer: Fuck.

Gay Porn Director: Back to the drawing board.

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