Wed 25 Jun 2008
They’re Practically Giving Them Away in Liberal, Kansas
Posted by Blue Menu under Blue Menu's rumination
John Heyman of Sports Illustrated reported on si.com today that the Seattle Mariners may be trying to move Ichiro Suzuki as part of Seattle’s ongoing efforts to shake up its flagging team. Interestingly, Heyman also reported that while Suzuki is widely regarded as a consummate team player, he may have in fact “hastened” manager Mike Hargrove’s sudden “retirement” from the team last year.
But that’s not even the most titillating tidbit in Heyman’s article. No, what caught my eye was the fact that Hargrove now manages for a semi-pro team operating out of the metropolis of Liberal, Kansas. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the Liberal BeeJays!
Word is the fans in Liberal go wild for their Beejays. And in return, the fans get showered with love from the players. Except for outfielder Clint Stubbs. He’s basically been impotent at the plate, hitting a meagre .204.

The Beejays are truly a fan-friendly team. Why, for you aspiring hardcore pornography photographers, the Beejays are even running a snapshot contest.

Oh, minor league baseball. We thank you for your continued willingness to offer up ridiculously headline- and punchline-friendly team names. Speaking of punchlines, here’s your chance, readers (we do still have readers, right?)

Hargrove was heard to implore the batter to “choke up on that thing”
June 26th, 2008 at 8:57 am
“The Liberal BJs - Where Four Balls is Two Too Many”
June 26th, 2008 at 8:59 am
“The Liberal BJs - Where a ‘Blown Save’ is a Good Thing”
June 26th, 2008 at 9:27 am
“The Liberal BJs - A Seventh Inning Stretch Has Never Been So Relaxing.”
June 26th, 2008 at 9:29 am
“The Liberal BJs - Where They Give You Blowjobs.” Christ, I am terrible at this.
June 26th, 2008 at 9:55 am
“The Liberal BJs - Come Celebrate Our Alyssa Milano Tribute Night”
June 26th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
“The Liberal BJs - Where “Foul Tip” Means Exactly What You Thought It Did”
June 26th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
SLC wins.
June 26th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
“The Liberal BJs - Even Conservatives love Liberal BJ’s”
June 26th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
“The Liberal BJs - getting to third base is almost a guarantee”
June 26th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
Not to belabour the point, but I believe the BeeJays mascot is a swallow.
June 26th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
“Even conservatives love the Liberal BJ’s”
June 26th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
“Even conservatives love the Liberal BJs”
June 26th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
I have to wonder how the relief pitchers like being called “Fluffers”.
June 26th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
“The Liberal BJs - Where a DP is never out of the question.”
June 26th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
The Liberal BJs - Where big leads are blown.
June 27th, 2008 at 12:37 am
The Liberal BJs - Why wouldn’t you be a fan?