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		<title>Visual Representation of 90% of Twitter</title>
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		<title>Darren Rovell Goes To The Drycleaner</title>
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		<title>Gotta New Friend</title>
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		<title>Safety First</title>
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		<title>Flawless Technique</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Suh learned from the Master. Tweet]]></description>
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		<title>Launch Day</title>
		<description><![CDATA[(Local GameStop store. Noon on Tuesday) Me (approaching counter): Hi. GameStopper: Yes? Me: Do you have the Batman game? GameStopper: What do you mean, &#8216;the Batman game&#8217;? There&#8217;s about forty of them. Me: The&#8230;one that&#8217;s being advertised on the six-foot cardboard cut-out in front of your store? GameStopper: You mean &#8216;Arkham City&#8217;. Me: Yeah. The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Breaking Bad Season 4 Finale &#8211; Predictions</title>
		<description><![CDATA[SPOILERS APLENTY! Walt poisoned Brock. Here&#8217;s why: Walt snapped when Skyler, in giving the nest egg to Ted, took his only way out. The maniacal cackling was him finally breaking. At that point, it was all laid bare: it&#8217;s Gus or Walt (and Walt&#8217;s family, including his infant daughter). Walt had to play all of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Just Don&#8217;t Look! Just Don&#8217;t Look!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;guarantee void in Division III. Tweet]]></description>
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		<title>Shoulda Been You, Bret Michaels&#8217; House</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sebastian Bach&#8217;s Home Destroyed by Hurricane Irene &#8220;I am numb, in shock, &#38; devastated to report that my home of 21 years &#8230; has been destroyed, condemned, &#38; deemed uninhabitable,&#8221; the rocker posted on Facebook Sunday. This blog wonders: When will God stop punishing Canada&#8217;s rock and roll royalty? Tweet]]></description>
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		<title>So&#8230;How Are Things?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been awhile, internet. You&#8217;re probably wondering where I&#8217;ve been. Oh, you don&#8217;t give a shit? Well, that gets rid of the uncomfortable tension. Needless to say, I&#8217;ve been very busy since my last post. I can&#8217;t really give away details, but apparently driving while impaired is a criminal offence punishable by actual jail time. [...]]]></description>
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